The 10 Commandments
Here are the Superbian Commandments, Follow em to be a true Superbian.
- 1) Courteney is the lord. Don't have any other gods besides her.
- 2) Courteney is the lord, you shall not take her name in vain.
- 3) Don't miss "Friends" on Thursday, in Superbian it is called Friendsday.
- 4) Honor Courteney's movies, make sure you see them all on the Holy Opening Days.
- 5) You shall not kill Courteney, or any other Suberbian.
- 6) You shall not betray Courteney by joining any other religion, especially, the Holy Tabernacle of Aniston the Divine.
- 7) You shall not steal Courteney's movies, please pay and support your Friend.
- 8) You shall not tell lies against Courteney Cox.
- 9) You shall not covet anything airing on Friendsday at 8 PM EST, except FRIENDS.
- 10)Read Courteney's column in JANE every month.