NOTE: I recorded all of these sounds (except for ccs4.au), please do not take them w/o my permission. Thanks.
New sounds added: 06 Feb 1999, at bottom. :)
Monica: "Where ya' headin' in those pants? 1982?"
Monica: "Bite me."
Monica: "Wedgies, and Flying Wedgies, and Atomic Wedgies, and... That's when the waistband actually goes OVER your head."
Monica: "Hiii...I'm your Aunt Monica...I...I will always have gum."
Monica: "I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice (sp?) Joey."
Joey: "But, sadly I could not be enticed."
Ross: "Unbelievable, I mean you really kept Joey's underwear, why, why would you do that!?"
Monica: "I'm Monica. I'm disgusting... I stalk guys and...keep their underpants."
Chandler: (laughing) "You are so great. I love you."
Monica: (with turkey on her head) "What?"
Chandler: "Nothing, I said, I said, you're so great and then I just - stopped talking."
Monica: "You said you love me, I can't believe this."
Chandler: "No I didn't."
Monica: "Yes you did."
Chandler: "No I didn't!"
Monica: "You love me!"
Chandler: "No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"
Joey: "Ahhhhh! Ahhhh! Ohhhh! Ahhhhh!"
Monica: (trying to sound sexy) "Oooo, I love macaroni and cheese. I love the way this box feels, against my cheek... heh..."
Monica: "Oh and I love carrots. Oh! Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this, and, and hold them down here while I talk to you..."
Fat Monica: (out of breath) "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Big-Nosed Rachel: "Not for me...Chip and I broke up."
Monica: "Oh no, why, why? What happened?"
Rachel: "Well, you know how my parents are out of town, and Chip was gonna come over..."
Fat Monica: "Yeah, yeah, and you were gonna give him, your, you know, your flower!"
Rachel: "Okay, Monica, can you just call it Sex? It really creeps me out when you call it that. And by the way, while we're at it. A guy's thing is not called his tenderness! Believe me."
(PORTABLE PHONE: Lifted & "Beep")
Rachel is listening to Monica on the phone.
Monica: "I can't wait to be with you. I'll sneek over just as soon as Ross picks up Ben. I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours."
Chandler: "Laundry, huh, Is that my new nickname?"
Monica: "Awwwwe; you know what your nickname is Mr. Big..."
Rachel: "That doesn't mean that I'm a gossip... I mean, would you call Ted Coppell a Gossip?"
Monica: "Well, if Ted Coppell talked about his co-workers botch boob jobs, yeah, yeah, I would."
Rachel: "T-They were like this!" (points her fingers in 2 directions)
Monica: "You've been lying to me? I-I Can't believe you'd do that."
Ross: "Well, maybe he just, didn't wanna hurt your feelings..."
Monica: (to Chandler) "But, the minute WE start to lie to each other..."
Monica: (to everyone) "And by 'WE' I mean Society..."
Monica: (crying) "My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages!"
Chandler: "Honey, it's okay, you dont have to be the best at everything!"
Monica: (crying) "Oh my god! You don't know me at all!!"
Monica: (sniffling, from crying) "Huh. So you're saying that if, like, um, if there was an award for the Best Bad Massage, w-well, who would get that?"
Chandler: "Oh it would be you! You, Monica! And you'd get all the votes."
Monica: "So maybe they could, um, call the award, The Monica?"
Monica: "Okay...I suck!"
Bing Family's HOUSEBOY: (with accent) "More terrkey, Mr. Chandleir?"